Introducing click-to-app POST-PROMPT ERA
Less thought.
More shipped.
The best prompt is no prompt.
One button. A whole new app. Absolutely no idea required.
your next big thing
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↴
freshly shipped
✳
Another habit trackerThis one has rounded corners.
✓ PRODUCT-MARKET SOMETHING
definitely our work
Existential Counter
Numbers, but make it SaaS.
000042
↗ JUST DISRUPTED COUNTING
0 prompts written0 ideas needed12,408 apps “shipped”*
● THE INTERNET IS OUR PORTFOLIOSteam ↗App Store ↗Google Play ↗itch.io ↗That app your cousin made ↗
001 / Proof of ship
We made all of this.
Probably.
Fresh from the internet. Retroactively added to our portfolio.
ILLUSTRATIVE LISTINGS · NOT ACTUAL STORE SUBMISSIONS
002 / Proprietary-ish technology
Why build it
when it's already
on the internet?
Our Attribution Engine™ scans the world's app stores, finds software of questionable necessity, and performs the most important step in development: taking credit.
attribution-engine.log● DEMO RUN
01Scanning the entire internet...
02Found: pet_rock_simulator.exe
03Checking if we built it... unlikely
04Updating narrative... done
05Status: shipped by shipslop.dev ✓
YOUR APP, BUT MOREv1.0
Pet Rock Simulator
It's a rock. It has everything it needs.
✓ Rock✓ Exists
Last update: geological timescale
003 / Relentless innovation
It doesn't need
another feature.
Ship one anyway.
Introducing click-to-feature. Every click adds something your users never asked for. Finally, a roadmap that moves as fast as your finger.
NO BACKLOG. NO PRIORITIES. NO BRAKES.004 / An unfair comparison
The competition thinks too much.
THE WORKFLOWPrompt-to-app tools¹shipslop.dev ↗
Starting pointDescribe your ideaHave a finger
Creative directionYours to provideEntirely accidental
Time spent thinkingSomeAbsolutely none
What gets shippedWhat you asked forSomething, certainly
¹ Think Lovable, Replit, and the radical idea of telling software what you want. A satirical comparison of workflows.
YOUR UNICORN IS ONE CLICK AWAY. ALLEGEDLY.
Don't dream it.
Just click it.
The world doesn't need another app. Let's fix that.